The Oddly Worldly

Penis Theft Panic Hits City

2008-04-24T06:01:00.000-07:00

Penis Theft Panic Hits City

By Joe Bavier

KINSHASA (Reuters) - Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.

Reports of so-called penis snatching are not uncommon in West Africa, where belief in traditional religions and witchcraft remains widespread, and where ritual killings to obtain blood or body parts still occur.

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Only among primitive people do such oddities occur.
We will soon hear of missing or shrinking vaginas.
Personally, I regard Blacks and Asians with suspicion, because of their superstitions.
I keep superstitious people miles away from me, because I do not want them to drag me back as they still lag behind in the march of civilization.
The sooner we lay aside and put away these besetting superstitions the better we would be.
These superstitions are great stuffs for literature and movies though.
P. S: Please, after reading this post, check your private parts to make sure that your penis is safe.

WHY PEOPLE ARE FRIGHTENED OF INDIANS!!!!

2008-02-18T03:38:00.003-08:00

WHY PEOPLE ARE FRIGHTENED OF INDIANS!!!!

Indian boy on his first day at school in USA.......... awesome
Here is a true story about a Indian boy on his first day at school in the USA.

It was the first day of school and a new student named Chandrashekhar
Subramanyam ¡V CS, entered the fourth grade.

The teacher said, 'Let's begin by reviewing some American History.
Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death'?

She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrashekhar, who had his hand-up:
'Patrick Henry, 1775' he said.
'Very good!'

Who said 'Government of the People, by the People, for
the People, shall not perish from the Earth?'
Again, no response except from Chandrashekhar. 'Abraham Lincoln, 1863'said Chandrashekhar.

The teacher snapped at the class, 'Class, you should be ashamed.
Chandrashekhar, who is new to our country, knows more about its
history than you do.'

She heard a loud whisper: 'F**k the Indians,'
'Who said that?' she demanded.

Chandrashekhar put his hand up. 'General Custer, 1862.'

At that point, a student in the back said, 'I'm gonna puke.'
The teacher glares around and asks 'All right! Now, who said that?'

Again, Chandrashekhar says, 'George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991.'

Now furious, another student yells, 'Oh yeah? S*ck this!'
Chandrashekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to
the teacher, 'Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!'

Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said 'You little shit. If you
say anything else, I'll kill you.'

Chandrashekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice, 'Gary Condit
to Chandra Levy, 2001.'

The teacher fainted. .
And as the class gathered around the teacher on
the floor, someone said, 'Oh shit, we're f**ked!'

, ,
And Chandrashekhar said quietly, 'George Bush, Iraq, 2005.' , ,

~ By By tqmcintl

Oddest stories of 2007

2007-12-30T04:02:00.000-08:00

Have you ever been to a booty competition? Did you even know there was a worldwide booty competition? This year, a man and woman were both crowned as having the best rumps in the world in a rear end pageant. Other favorite oddities include the lonely, reclusive Japanese man who has hundreds of dolls. "Love" dolls, that is. Speaking of sick fetishes, how about the robber who licked the ashy toes of his victim after robbing her? Ol' Dirty Bastard is smiling down on that disturbed individual from the great insane asylum in the sky. Throw some rumbling furry mascots and cat poo cafe, and you've got our Top Five Odd News Stories of 2007. It's just been that kind of year.

Baby Lakshmi Goes Home

2007-12-17T11:34:00.000-08:00

Baby Lakshmi Goes Home

"Miracle" surgeon Dr. Sharan Patil talks to CBS' The Early Show by phone after baby Lakshmi, who recently had an operation to remove an extra pair of arms and legs, goes home with her parents.

Nigerian Man Caught Having Sex With A Goat

2007-11-20T01:48:00.000-08:00

Girl With 8 Limbs Undergoes Surgery in India

2007-11-08T13:07:00.000-08:00

Sonia Legg reports.

Nov. 6 -

Indian doctors are operating on a two-year-old girl who was born with eight limbs in southern Bangalore.

Laxmi was born to a poor family in a village in Araria district in India's eastern Bihar city.

The illiterate villagers first considered her as an incarnation of Hindu Goddess Laxmi but after some time they realised that she was not well and needed medical help.

Soundbites:
Sharan Patil, Doctor

The Girl With 8 Limbs

2007-11-06T16:18:00.000-08:00

Girl with 8 limbs

This one looks like a mutant to me.

What do you think?

Lakshmi can not walk or crawl and is unlikely to survive her teens without surgery. (Source: Agencies)

BEIJING, Nov. 6 -- A toddler born with eight limbs and believed by some to be the reincarnation of the multi-limbed Hindu goddess Vishnu, is set to undergo a 40-hour operation to remove half of her limbs on Nov. 6, 2007.

Lakshmi Tatma was born joined to a 'parasitic twin' and will go under the knife at the hands of 30 surgeons to remove two of her useless arms and legs.

China View

Five More Reasons To Love Nigeria

2007-10-11T05:30:00.001-07:00

1. Anambra Igbo iPod

2. How to get hot water in Ibadan

3. Sokoto New Toyota

4. Calabar Okada Trailer

5. Kano Nomadic Ambulance

Subject : FW: Five more reasons to love Nigeria

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